So apparently the other day wasn't "Fat People Ride Your Bikes" day because today on the 405, I came across another fat man on a motorcycle. He was a lot bigger than the other 2 fatties I saw the other day. I was right about how it's hard for fat people on bikes to maneuver through traffic because this man today just rode his motorcycle in the middle of the lane instead of trying to pass up some traffic.
But let me back up a bit. Before I hopped on the freeway I had to stop at the gas station. Some people are so damn inconsiderate!!! These 2 bitches, in different cars, pull up to pumps that are on the ends instead of pulling up to the middle pumps. So I have to wait for some other pump to open up because I couldn't fit in the middle pumps. DAMN BITCHES!!! >=0
Back onto the 405. Today I decided to stay on the freeway even though that meant I had to sit in traffic. It wasn't too bad though. So at first I was stuck behind this Camary. The Camary was going so slow and had about 6 car lengths between it and the car infront it. So after being stuck behind the damn Camary for a while, I decide to get around it. And as I passed it up, I discover that it's driven by a midget! This lady could barely see over her steering wheel! Notice to the midgets...keep out of the fast lane because I can imagine you have a hard time seeing over the steering wheel and accelerating at the same time!
So I'm still stuck in the fast lane and after the Howard Hughes exit, traffic starts to speed up a bit. Then I get stuck behind this MDX, where the car infront of it was a half a mile away. Plus, this bitch kept stepping on her brakes for nothing! I can't stand bitches who drive SUV's, but don't know how to handle them!!! So I finally pass up this bitch and she's busy talking on her cell phone!!! Hello, haven't you heard of ear pieces?!!! And how freakin' hard is it to drive straight on the freeway?!!! People like this bitch do not deserve to be driving SUVs or be talking on the phone while driving!!!
So I finally arrive at the street that my apartment is on and think, "Ah, finally home and away from idiot drivers." OF COURSE I was wrong! This fuckin' Persian asshole was parked right infront of my driveway! Why do these idiots think they can park anywhere they please?!!! So this asshole is standing outside his Range Rover shaking out his dirty ass floor mat, as I'm signaling to get into my driveway. So I gesture, "what's up, move out of my way!" This asshole has the nerve to gesture back, "what?" like a mother-fuckin' idiot!!! So I shout out my window, "I need to get in my driveway!" DUH YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!! You're NOT anyone special, so don't think you can park anywhere you please!!!
Both my roomies where home so after I unloaded my car, I had to go look for parking on the street. On my street there's waaay too many red zones. There was one space available...well it could've been if this inconsiderate asshole wasn't parked right in the middle of two parking spaces. This car was soooo beat too! Good thing for that inconsiderate bastard that it was daylight or else I probably would've gone and slashed some tires! And if I were to slash that bastard's tires, by the looks of the car the bastard probably wouldn't be able to afford a set of tires!
Ok...so now that I've gotten some frustration out, I need to go get some studying done. |